cHiNkiEeYeDpNoI's Xanga

Saturday, May 07, 2005

Sat, 07 May 2005 21:39:44 GMT

hello. chinkieeyedpnoi has been hacked. kthxbye.

Sunday, April 03, 2005

Sun, 03 Apr 2005 22:37:56 GMT

Have you ever had a decent day turn into an extremely lousy one in a matter of seconds?
Man. I envy those who havent. I hope they burn in hell for not being human.

What a shit day this Sunday is. How overly depressing.

- Jose

Thursday, March 31, 2005

Thu, 31 Mar 2005 02:51:18 GMT

wooo. im updating.after how many months? sorry for ignoring you all that time, xanga of mine. it's just that... okay, i have no excuse. i just didn't wanna write in you.
k.
so like... yeah. what really is there to say? it's not like im putting anything relevent in here. even if i did, there's an extremely low chance for you to get it. so what to put? hmm..
i dont know.
---
well..
nope. that's.. nah.

im not addicted to games
i dont play Maple Story too much
i didnt play R.O.S.E all the time
Bleach is an awesome anime
Naruto's going to lose to Sasuke
Itachi's gonna lose to Jiraiya
I'm not AT ALL addicted to Naruto or any Anime.
ANGIE NEEDS TO LET ME CARRY HER DAMNED BACKPACK WHENEVER SHE GOES FROM CLASS TO CLASS BECAUSE GODDAMNIT IT'S WAY TOO HEAVY FOR HER. AND ANGIE, IF YOU'RE READING THIS, YOU CAN'T SAY NOT. =D
whew.
Notable:
Semper Amabo Te lvl 16 thief girl. I still own your costume.

- Jose

Sunday, February 27, 2005

Sun, 27 Feb 2005 04:48:53 GMT

i thought it was about time for someone to update jose's xanga - since he's such a lazy faggot. (that's right - he's homo-surrendered.) and by the way, this is trish.

i vectored a pair of eyes for jose because he asked me to, so he could use it on his next layout. he said he was gonna change his layout a month ago and i still see this damned zelda shit. jose should pay me 5 dollars for every day that goes by that he doesnt update. faggot!

jose broke up with me. he no longer wants to be my subordinate. his knees got tired, aparently and i guess he just couldnt take anymore of the violence. i can't help it - i'm just kinky like that, and he should be grateful to have met me - only god knows what other woman on earth could ever fulfill jose's sex-slave desires like i do. i guess thats why he's gay now, though. he's got men lined up around the block for a taste of his goodies.

Wednesday, February 02, 2005

Wed, 02 Feb 2005 04:39:49 GMT

Jose asked me, instead of you, to update his xanga. He told me to write how I always write, but the only problem is, I don`t know how I "always" write. I could do something lame like advertise my myspace (... which pwns xanga), or perhaps something lamer, like advertise my poetry. But you know what? I won`t. Instead, I will give you a play-by-play of Jose`s day. He missed having the chance to webcam with me to go to the mall, where he bought two pairs of Dickies. He had to write an essay and then take his P.E. Finals. I think he might have failed. Afterwards, he visited his old neighbor Jack Johnson, and they both had sex behind an abandoned church where Jesus was their witness. Eventually, the two rowdy boys lost control and Jack cut off Jose`s weenie with a plastic knife. Now it looks sort of like a Vienna Sausage.

xo, Pauline

Monday, January 17, 2005

Mon, 17 Jan 2005 06:58:40 GMT

Okay, so it's the 17th.
I know that. so don't you even try to bitch at me asking why i updated on the 16th when it's the 17th already. fuck you, i don't care.

so woop i turned 16.
nothing much to say except that i really don't feel any different from when i turned 15. shit, i hate birthdays.

so hmm.. I need to make this a long one. so it can compensate for my month-long absence. hell, not even a month. longer than that. thanks to those people who kept my xanga BUMP'd while i was on hiatus. and especially thanks to those who actually commented at updates that weren't mine. you guys rock the most.

let's see. uhmm.
so a lot happened while I was gone. well, not really. just a couple of significant things and another thousand less notable events.

one thing worth mentioning is that i managed to drive away a person that has been incredibly good to me. i know, i know. im a prick for doing that, but hey, that's me. i seem to have the talent to build walls between myself and the ones who actually care. i can't really say im proud of what i did, but it's not like i can do anything about it. gomenasai.

enough of that.
uhmm.. let's see.

[ insert picture of myself here ]
^ Samantha's request.

kthnxbai

- Jose

Friday, January 14, 2005

Fri, 14 Jan 2005 02:24:38 GMT

[18:43:30 PM] pseudoslolipsism: hey

[18:43:35 PM] pseudoslolipsism: update my xanga

[18:43:47 PM] pseudoslolipsism: since im gonna be too busy to update it myself

Eddit from Samantha---

hey everyone i just found out that jose doesn't love me anymore and that after it sinks in i will burn in hell.

hmm jose is too damn lazy to update it and asked me even though some one already updated for him. hmmm jose needs a new layout, so do i. i think we should do the matching laous like we planned jose. it would be cool now.

i don't know what to write, i'm spacing out too much. jose should get a webcam. it would be soo much fun, don't get worlds or warcraft! jose!! *psst* get a webcam! *cough*

okay i'm done. now.

Wednesday, December 29, 2004

Wed, 29 Dec 2004 21:29:36 GMT

Hey Jose and Jose's friends. This is Anna. I don't really talk to Jose anymore at all. |= BUT, this reminded me of him since I sent him some random acoustic song from Full Metal Alchemist. I thought he'd like this. So yeah. Here you go.

Full Metal Alchemist is Love

Thursday, December 02, 2004

Thu, 02 Dec 2004 01:11:24 GMT

Whee! 'Tis Kathleen...updating for that awesome owner of this Xanga who goes by the name of Jose Olegario. =P

Blah. As always, I don't know what to write. I'm horrible at writing - I honestly don't know why he asked me to do this. =X Hmm. *Ponders* Uhh...*Looks over at Jose* Ahh. *Continuously pokes Jose* Fun fun. Okay...yeah...will stop...now. Meh. I'm being completely infantile at the moment.

You know what makes me laugh? Incompetent morons. When I become the first world dictator, I shall institute a doctrine stating that all druggies and people with an IQ lower than 90 will be sent to the sun for immolation purposes. Yes. Bwahaha. I'd make an awesome dictator - would I not? I'm accepting offers to occupy jobs I will have in the near future (when the world will be under my rule). ;] Oh, and you'd have to be okay with the fact that Jose will be the other world dictator. =P

I wish I had a pet snake...that would make my life ten times better. I could keep it in my room...and then...it would "accidentally" escape (because, you know, reptiles are synonymous with developing phenomenal subterfuges)...and perhaps...slither into my sister's room...and...bite her? =D That would be simply marvelous.

Okay. I'll end this madness now and just...stop...typing... =X

Monday, November 22, 2004

Mon, 22 Nov 2004 14:56:28 GMT

omgwtf its trish!

i'm bored in graphics class, so here i am, updating jose's xanga once again.

did you guys know that i sent 260 text messages to jose last month? my mom was pissed! *shakes fist at jose*

i finally caught up with Naruto! hahah. i only got up to episode 72 at home, cuz that was all i had, and it wouldnt download anymore, but when i was at a friends house, i watched it on his computer...

Jose's name is now hunnybunny. Yes. That is what I shall call him. I encourage everyone else to do so as well.

Jose.. jose... jose... i mean hunnybunny... why? Why did you abandon me with teh evil? do you want me to die?

are you stupid?

comment this, assholes.